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Small town, everyone knows everyone. A lot of moms gossiping drama on the town Facebook page. Next to roebling where the crackheads will rob you after they get off the riverline. Mallard creek kids think there life is bad even though they are rich. Roccos is the only good pizza place in town. Debbie’s has good ice cream. A lot of teenagers smoking pot at the docks in there Honda’s. But anyway it ain’t too bad after all ya know?
ah Florence New Jersey, far from paradise
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Used condom discarded in the wild. Often found on the jersey shore. But can be found in parking lots and movie theaters.
Dude I went to the beach, and the only wildlife were seagulls and new jersey whitefish.
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When your girlfrend or boyfriend is taking a shower and you quietly sneak in the bathroom and take a dump in the toilet making a nice hot steamy fragreance. No need to flush.
Sparky gave Nicole a New Jersey Steambath last night.
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A town in ocean county where there isn't a single thing to do besides have bonfires and go to the high school football games. Hence all the kids that do nothing but hang out and smoke weed.
Let's go to Barnegat, New Jersey and smoke some weed Or go to a football game and stand around talking because there's not a single other thing to do.
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When you’re taking a nasty shit and have to throw up at the same time, the ensuing scramble around the toilet is referred to as the “New Jersey Shuffle”. The act requires one to dismount the toilet without flushing to throw up while looking at one's own shit. The name comes from the fact that this act is almost as nasty as the state of New Jersey.
Guys I just pulled a New Jersey Shuffle but I dont think I'm hung over anymore.
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The act of making a left turn at a traffic light as soon as it turns green. It is accepted practice in New Jersey to allow the first car at an intersection to make a left turn before opposing traffic proceeds.
Did you see that guy make a New Jersey Left? What are we are in Patterson?
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Located in the center of New Jersey, Jamesburg is part of Middlesex County, also including Helmetta and Monroe (unfortunately) and their just 3 out of the 25 other towns. Jamesburg is pretty small having only 570 acres and having a population about 6,000 in 2019. Besides being pretty small the locals treat each other like friends and get a good old time, the elementary school is 2 floors and has a lower floor where there used to be a library, unlike the elementary the middle school is a 1 floor hallways and has only around 300 kids in it, about 60 people only graduate which is badass cuz we don’t need a huge ass class. The teachers are somewhat good they are a little strict but they are kind and give you extra credit even if you don’t need it, the sports are good especially soccer (in 2020 the GMB middle school boys soccer team became undefeated) and there is also basketball. The other kids treat each other like family and like to fight other Monroe white kids (love that), we’re definitely stronger than Monroe kids and are badass, Monroe white kids think their gangster but their actually petty rich kids with fish-scented coochies (true all true) and they think Jamesburg is the hood. If you’re thinking of living in Monroe think again there are a lot of crack and pot heads although it says that Monroe is one of the safest towns in New Jersey they gotta stop the cap, Jamesburg is small but the people are kind and the food is great.
Jamesburg,New Jersey is a nice, small, and comfy town
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