Random
Source Code
Random
To take care of a longstanding problem that others just don't seem to be able to fix.
DAN: Jeez, I can't believe how long it's taking for Tech to track down the source of this glitch, it's been a thorn in my side for like a month!
PHIL: Oh yeah? I'll ping Ted, he's the man. He'll Obama that for you and I guarantee the problem's gone by tomorrow.
4👍 10👎
a communist president of the united states who is by far the worst president in the history of america
guy: whats communism?
girl: ask obama.
117👍 378👎
a person who can win or do anything only because they are black. you don't need any skill in any one thing to be an obama you only have to be black.
"Obama"
white guy 1:how did Jamol win that tom cruise look alike contest, hes black?
white guy 2:exactly.
140👍 445👎
The one true savior, a god amung men. He led humanity into its golden age by destroying their economy, which led to humanity’s greatest accomplishment: Obamacare. Only men with true culture can follow his teachings to their fullest, as the weaklings disintegrate when touching the Obambible, our holy scripture. He may have ruined America, but he has led our people to true peak human evolution.
“Oh **** I stumped my toe!”
“Let us prey to our holy lord for salvation”
“Yes, lets”
*chanting*
“Obama Obama give us our daily bread”
“Lead us from temptation and to your precious Obamacare”
*speaking normally again*
“Oh wow do you hear that in the walls?”
*puts war against wall*
*chuckles* “YOU MEAN THE CHAOS EMRALDS?”
10👍 11👎
a cleaned shaved vagina, to have removed all pubic hair.
obama to remove your "Bush"
Do you keep a full bush or is your pussy obama.
204👍 814👎
1. A person of mixed race.
2. Having a black father and Caucasian mother.
Dan isn't really black, he's an obama.
247👍 1006👎