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Thats when a yoga master crams herself into a suspended tire swing with only her rear end exposed there is a large amount of lubrication.
I went to the nature preserve today and i noticed that someone was engaging in a swiss pretzel, it looked extremely uncomfortable.
When one partner works extra hard to ensure that there are multiple separate pieces of poop that land on their partner.
“Baby, will you be dropping the pretzels on me later?” -Blake
“Of corse, you know it’s my favorite” -James Franco
“Okay, I’ll pack my shampoo” -Blake
Damn Daniel my stomach hurts I need to boil pretzel sticks.
The Pretzel Statue is a position used during sexual intercourse between two males, usually one will have his ass pointed to the ceiling with the highest hopes of getting climaxed in the anal sphinter. The other male will be faced horizontal with his genitals in the other males anal hole and will be aggressively pounding the hole.
Me and my buddy did the Pretzel Statue last week.
Heinous sexual act. Sub folds limbs into a pretzel shape, Dom cuts a lemon in half and squeezes juice into Sub's asshole, then leaves the two halves of the lemon on top of the nipples of Sub while sodomizing him/her.
Girl 1: Hey, I heard you and Derek are into crazy sex.
Girl 2: Yeah, it's ridiculous. Last night we did this thing called the mushy lemon pretzel. It's insane.
Girl 1: Oh? I've never heard of that one. Sounds tangy
When your man bends your legs to far in sex and you say I'm not a pretzel and he bends your legs farther
Me: I'm not a pretzel daddy daddy: bends legs farther your my pretzel me:😒
When you combine weed and tobacco together
“Yo bro you down to smoke a pretzel?”
“A pretzel? Wtf you talking about”
“It’s when you mix the weed and T like a spliff bro”.
“Ohh yea it do kinda taste like a pretzel. Hahaha let’s smoke a pretzel”