Random
Source Code
Random
The puddle of semen left on the man's stomach when the woman climbs off of him after sex.
Girl, I was riding my boyfriend last night and he came, like, really hard. You should have seen the gigantic cunt puddle I left. Oh, wait, you were there. Duh! You're such a ho!
6👍 10👎
a massive turd that breaks the surface of the water in a toilet, usually but not exclusively due to involuntary fecal retention
"Dude, I haven't taken a shit in three days. Check out this puddle jumper."
10👍 20👎
a member of the coast guard who wants to be part of the navy but doesnt wanna work or leave home.
pussy in a navy recruiting office: i wanna join the navy but i dont wanna leave my boyfriend
Navy po: than go be a puddle pirate!
33👍 87👎
A name for a female with an extremely loose vagina (derived from the fact that having sex with her would be equivalent to sex with a mud puddle).
"Damn that girl's lookin' good!"
"Don't bother bro. I hit it last week, she's a total mud puddle"
5👍 8👎
a big black person.
also known as a melted chocolate ice cream cone.
dude look at that fat black chick!
woaaah! she is a mud puddle!
8👍 17👎
Twisting a pipe full of ice or any other drug for a bigger hit.
I walked in on my boss twistin a puddle on her break.
2👍 2👎
the remains of the female ejaculation after receiving cunniligus from a cunning linguist. often found on the bedsheet habitat or the concave of a plastic chair.
"ohh man i was so wasted i slept in the puddle of success!shit man that stuff was all over me like a bad case of the smegs!"
2👍 2👎