Reach Around Cum Swallow

It's when I fist your asshole with my head. Then while my head is in your asshole, I jerk you off. Then when it's time to blow, I get my head out of your ass and swallow some of your hot cum!

Tony gave Goatse a Reach Around Cum Swallowing, which lasted for four scores and seven years ago.

7👍 97👎

Upside-Down Deep-V Reach-Around

While engaging in a devil's 3-way, the males lock hands, forming an upside-down V. The female reaches around and tazes the males in the genitals if they break the upside-down deep-V.

I can't believe Tyler and Garrett wanted to do an Upside-Down Deep-V Reach-around with me. It was intense!

The Brown Train Has Reached the End of the Line

euphemism for a bowel movement.

"Hey, you wanna go grab a drink?"

"Alright, but I gotta crap first. The brown train has reached the end of the line."

Looks like you have reached the end.

Appears on google images when you reach the end of the page, this can be easy or hard depending of what you are watching
This was also used on memes a while ago, not anymore

Guy 1: Alright let me search for unnnjnjnjnbyvtvtv on images
*1 photo appears*
Guy 1: Looks like you have reached the end..
Guy 1: oh sh-

Do your nose hairs reach your lips?

Used to imply that someone is stupid or incorrect.

You really thought it was a good idea to eat that gas station sushi? Do your nose hairs reach your lips?

up top where the short people cant reach

The coolest thing ever. Invented by B.L. and C.R.

dude, they scored..."Up top where the short people can reach"

20👍 22👎

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty

A scam call about something that should have been sent in the mail

"We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty"
" i dont have a car , im 10 years old"