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someone who, despite the numerous spiteful and angry definitions on this website, believes in little government control of economics, tax breaks for all American citizens, a highly strong military, and the power of the individual. Republicans are individualists that are not to be confused with bible-thumping radicals that have, in recent years, taken over what was once a pure and successful party (minus the infamous Richard Nixon).
Person 1: Are you a Republican?
Person 2: Do you mean "am I someone who confuses politics with ethics" or "am I an American citizen with a conservative outlook on most issues?"
Person 1: the second.
Person 2: yes.
Person 1: wow, it's great to know that other people have different opinions than me because I respect other beliefs and realize that our country was founded on political/religious freedom.
Person 2: God/Allah/Yahweh/Science bless America.
The REAL Republican party will rise again, and bring with it the downfall of ignorant religious leaders that have no place in politics.
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chastised for:
being filthy rich, including but not limited to: teresa heinz kerry, bill clinton, all of hollywood.
controlling the media, this is why we see a lot of pro war documentaries and pro capitalism pictures.
because they should give enough money to taxes to where they dont get to benefit from their achievements, whether inherited or self earned.
however, mostly they are harassed because they are in office right now.
(republicans) are known for their trophy wives. - al franken
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Anti-Communist who doesn't want the government to take out 75% of every upper-class citizen's paycheck and give it to an un-deserving person who is perfectly capable of working but just prefers not to and would rather receive hard-working successful peoples' money that was stolen from them by democrat government officials. A republican also believes that if terrorist extremists attack the USA, we should fight back.
First time voter: I'm not sure who I want to vote for. Who do you like?
Smart Person: Well, it depends. From what you told me, you receive 900$ per week at the job you have now. A democrat president would have 350$ of your paycheck taken out every week to pay minorities such as mexicans and negroids who don't like working, but are perfectly capable of working. A republican would only take enough taxes out of your paycheck for what is absolutely necessary for the country, such as to repair roads, pay school systems for supplies needed, etc. A democrat believes that any minority doesn't have to work and can just get paid for hard-working peoples' labor while they sit back and receive checks for nothing
First time voter: Wow, only an idiot would vote democrat.
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the most hated group on this entire website
not all republicans are evil and not all of them believe in the things many of the definitions of this word claim, plenty of republicans have differing beliefs on many subjects while still being considered republican
Jerry: Republicans and their sworn enemy, Democrats, are equally terrible. I hate them both.
Bob: George Washington was right - political parties were a mistake
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political party that people actually used to like until mr. trump came along
“i heard cade was a republican”
“ugh that’s why he can’t get a girlfriend”
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Republicans are typically patriotic and aren't as concerned about political correctness as liberal hippies are.
Isn't it funny how the word republican is usually associated with being a patriot?
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A responsible citizen that believes that you are responible for your own actions, instead of the government being responsible for your own mistakes.
That republican guy worked hard his whole life and now he can retire in Hawaii with a beach front home and a Ferrari convertible!
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