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The intense discomfort caused by chaffing around the vagina and anus after a night of heavy passion, leaving the victim with a serious case of Satan's Ring.
'After last night I'm suffering from a serious case of Satan's Ring'
Oh my god! I just farted out of my stinky ring.
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Look guys! I can lick my own stinky ring!
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"My stinky ring, that's a quarter" -21 Savage
A tampon inserted in the butthole when you've been having diarrhea to prevent anal seepage when you go swimming.
I was at the pool with the fat chick Sarah the other day and her ring string was visible.
When your subway (metro, underground) cart goes above ground after being underground for over an hour, and everybody's phones start beeping and ringing due to the sudden exposure to cell phone reception.
Person One: We were stuck in the subway for two hours... then the train went above ground and everyone's phones started beeping. It was such a ring cray!
The anus/bung hole that’s a little dirty and less than fresh. A little sweaty, mungy and ripe smelling.
Typically you don’t know your partner has a ripe ass until you go down on them for a little analingus and you pop back up after a couple of tongue punches to the fart box with the sour look on your face like you just sucked a lemon.
By the puckering of her lips, I could tell that Rachel just tongue punched my lemon ring. I ran for a quick shower to freshen up.
An activity in which you get unwilling bystanders to glance over at your gaping anus as you spread your asscheeks
(Spreads arsehole)
Hey Jack, look at this!
Jack: Urgh that’s disgusting!
Jill: SNEAKY RING!
An expression of utter shock and disgust that leaves you looking like a victim from "The Ring" movies; usually from seeing or reading something really f'ed up. Sometimes caused by Shock Videos or UD definitions.
Bob was ring-faced after I forced him to watch bloody grandma porn. I thought is was funny but he hasn't been returning my phone calls.