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A website where obsessive moms go to complain, scrutinize, and criticize all things found in the media
Before you allow Little Tommy to watch Spongebob, make sure you check it's rating on Common Sense Media!
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A piece of shit website where soccer moms who have children that want to play a game or watch a tv show or a movie refer to to see if it has positive messages, violence, sex, drugs, and of course the worst category ever CONSUMERISM. To get a good review it must go with the common sense media guidelines. They give all good movies 3 stars which sucks.
Teenager in high school : hey mom can I play fortnite and roblox kids games suck
Mom: let me check common sense media
Mom: no it’s 18+
Mom: it’s not stop treating like a baby I’m 17 curse you
A shitty website that's dedicated towards blinding children and teens from anything relatively inappropriate from the media until they eventually become adults and realize that the world isn't all sun shines and rainbows. The name itself is super ironic due to the fact that this site fails to realize that we now live in a world where inappropriate content will always be available to children no matter how much prevention people take.
13-year-old: Mom, why can't I watch Trailer Park Boys?
delusional mom: Because it's for people ages 18+ according to Common Sense Media. There's too much profanity and your too young to be hearing bad language.
13-year-old: The people at my school swear like sailors, you can't just blind me from this kind of stuff forever mom.
delusional mom: Well you're a kid and I don't want you to be around any bad language until you're at least 18.
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A biologically inherited but atrophied sense that allows some born with an average or below-average IQ and EQ to punch above their weight cognitively, by lying and scheming their way to only survive but also thrive in life, without getting caught, fined, and jailed for their unethical and immoral lifestyle.
Don has resurrected this trump-sense in him, which had enabled him to become the most powerful man in the world even for just “serving” one term in office.
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What you will feel when unlocking a character in an EA game.
Shit, it took 40 hours to get Darth Vader, but damn do i feel a sense of pride and accomplishment.
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Occurs during a one night stand, usually alcohol and the lowering of standards are a major factor. This is the moment immediately after ejaculation, when the man realizes the horrible mistake he's made/situation he's in, to which he had previously been blinded by lust. After one cums to their senses, they typically conclude that they don't want to be there at all, and their mind immediately begins to race, looking for a way out or an excuse to leave.
-I told her I had to leave to teach Karate class, I didn't know what else to say!
-Well, way to cum to your senses.
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When you're masturbating to some kinky shit and you finally bust and realize how nasty what your watching is and feel gross.
I was watching naked fat chicks eat ice cream and ended up cumming to my senses and wanted to kill myself.
Barbie was peeing on Ken and then i came to my senses and realized I was on the kids side of YouTube.
When you finally end up cumming to your senses and wanna smack the midget porn right off your computer.
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