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When a girl giving a blowjob chickens out and pulls her mouth away just before the guy climaxes, resulting in a chaotic but unavoidable shower of jizz. (If there are any spectators, they are strongly encouraged to wear trashbags and protective eyegear to avoid being sent home bitter and...well, bitter.)
- Yo, how was your date with Becky; I heard she gives a mean hummer...
- Nah, dude, it was a total Gallagher show.
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An expression used to show or tell people that you have guns or muscular arms.
Hey ladies got ur tickets to tha gun show?
Gun show is this way. (Pointing downward while flexing)
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A request made by a gentleman caller, asking his fair lady to kindly spread her labia (majora and/or menorah) thus exposing the pink fleshy portion.
Prince Willy: "My fair lady, will you kindly show the pink, thus spread your labia (majora and/or menorah) and expose the pink fleshy portion?"
Kate Middleton: "Of course, good sir."
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The best Sci-Fi show ever to be made. It is captivating and exciting like Star Trek, but is also hilarious. It, in a way, makes fun of serious Sci-Fi shows by showing what things would actually be like on a starship, from the captain arguing with the first officer his ex-wife to a robot cutting off the helmsman’s leg as his idea of a prank. The characters are all great in their own way. Each episode usually features a specific character, although some are equally about everyone. All episodes are exciting, action-packed, and filled with jokes.
IF YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED THE ORVILLE, YOU MUST!
Person 1: “Hey, did you see last night’s episode of The Orville (Show)? It was so good!”
Person 2: “Yeah, I loved the part where those aliens put humans in their giant zoo.”
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A woman, or a man, covered with ejaculate from multiple partners generally made to parade around a party looking for more skeet.
Hey man, did you see Laqueefah last saturday? She was covered from head to toe; she was a true skeet show!
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A person who just does things for laughs/reactions out of people; a social clown. Typically when the person is known to be a jokester.
Also for people who become class clowns but as an a adult outside of class.
e.g My Assistant Store Manager: "STOP thinking I'm some kind of Show Monkey when it comes to me making fun of people who get caught stealing"
e.g "I'm a Show Monkey when it comes to ripping on people for their shoes"
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