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"Declaring one's index and pinky digits erect, with a closed fist, in a menacing posture. . .a.k.a., in popular culture, 'Throwing up Metal'."
Billy slammed the three tequila shots then stood up and started making out with the waitress. He then pushed her away and turned to his horrified girlfriend and began flashing the devil sign. Motley Crue was blaring.
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A person who professes support for progressive causes (including Black Lives Matter, environmentalism, reproductive rights, LGBTQ+ rights, etc.) or political candidates by placing a lawn sign in their front yard while taking no other action to support these causes/candidates which will meaningfully contribute to advance of their goals.
Person 1: "Is Bill planning to canvass for Jimmy Carter?"
Person 2: "Nope."
Person 1: "What about sending postcards for Planned Parenthood?"
Person 2: "Nope."
Person 1: "So, how is Bill planning to help?"
Person 2: "Well, he put a sign in his yard. I guess he's just a lawn sign liberal."
When a woman is giving you a blowjob as you're driving, and right when you're about to cum you slam on the breaks and her head flies off your dick onto the steering wheel, thus making you jizz on her face.
"Yo, why has Mary been avoiding you all week?"
"Oh. She's still mad that I gave her a stop sign surprise."
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To leave large, unmoveable treadmarks in someone else's toilet.
"Someone signed the guest book last night and I can't erase it even after 3 flushes."
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n. A male who likes to go and workout at the gym and subsequently puts on a lot of upper body bulk, however, this is at great expense of his lower body and legs which results in greatly disproportionate body development. The individual is left with massive upper body size but spindly legs.
The reference to a 'Give Way Sign' is drawn from a common traffic sign, which takes the form of 'Give Way Sign' as an inverted isosceles triangle (with the apex point facing down and the two other points on top) which sits on a very thin yellow pole.
Pictographically speaking, the two points on top represent each of his shoulders and lat muscles, but then thin out towards the apex and the thin yellow supporting pole which represent his thin legs. hence his bodily appearance being similar to that of a 'Give Way Sign'.
'Shit dave, that dudes huge!'
'Pfft, look at his legs though, total Give Way Sign.'
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An 'A-Double Dollar Sign' is just that. An 'A' and two dollar signs: A$$
Used in reference to the female buttocks, usually in an appreciative manner.
Male #1: Damn! That Anita has one fine A-Double Dollar Sign!
Male #2: Yeah it's alright...but have you seen SHARIFAH'S?!
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When 2 or more cars pull up to an intersection with stop signs and each driver waits for the other person to make the first move though the intersection.
I would have been here sooner but I got stuck behind a car at a four way stop and nobody would move, it was like a stop sign standoff
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