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When two gay men kiss/make out
Gey Greg, wanna bump staches tonight?
When two masculine gay men make out
Hey Greg, wanna bump staches in the ally?
1. Charlie Swan's facial hair in the Twilight movie (2008). It is extremely intimidating, especially if Charlie is holding a rifle.
2. The most painful way to die.
1. Dude, I went to ask Bella to prom, but chickened out when I saw Charlie's 'stache a mile away!
The two girls giggled mercilessly at Charlie's 'stache, still slightly terrified even though he was glaring at Edward.
2. Fear the wrath of Charlie's 'stache.