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When you are assailed by a violent and unexpected deluge of projectile diarrhea.
See also, "bit torrent"
So, I was posing for an advert when I felt this fiery probing sensation in my rectum. "I was like.... shit.... Am I touching cloth!?!?"
My mate Kirsty was like, "Nah, Mate. You were in brown tide"
Twat Tide, also known as the "Cam Cunt Effect," refers to a woman's vagina becoming very moist, even when no obvious stimulus is present. It is the idea that the vagina 'sees' and is reacting to something nearby which cannot be immediately perceived.
Woman addressing her vagina: "What do you see girl? You're doing that twat-tide thing again and it's terribly distracting."
ME: CAN I GET A ROLL TIDE YELL?! THE BOYS: YEE-YEE!!!!!!
The appropriate mascot for the University (sic) of Alabama. Used to describe a fan base that is missing teeth, eats clay and where marrying your sister is par for course.
Caruthers: "Who do the Menstrual Tides play today?
Archibald: "I'm not sure but even if they lose they'll probably "say" it's a win anyway because they're in the SEC; have you ever met a more delusional fan base?"
Caruthers: "Nope, the Menstrual Tide make excuses and claim fictional national championships like their lives depend on it"
In reference to the NCAA D-1 team in Tuscaloosa as well as Denzel Washington's insubordination in a submarine.
The Alabama Crimson Tide were upset against Clemson in the latest football title game but not as upset as was Gene Hackman was in regards to Denzel in the movie Crimson Tide.
Squirting Period Blood. (Sorry Alabama Football)
He made be Squirt while I was bleeding and it was like a Crimson Tide!!!
Sue is pretty bitchy today, she must be riding the crimson tide.