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A chick so ugly you put one bag over her head, and another bag over your dog's head so he doesn't lose respect for you.
Last night I had me a two bagger, and the dog suffocated.
Anyone with a hyphenated surname.
Examples include Daniel "two dads"Day-Lewis whose father Cecil Day-Lewis once opined "As a writer I do not use the hyphen in my surname – a piece of inverted snobbery which has produced rather mixed results".
A dance style done at hardcore shows. You sway your legs back and forth and shift on the beat of the music.
Examples of good bands to two step to:
Comeback Kid
XParty CrewX
Bane
Verse
Champion
A skinny woman who was no breasts or ass.
Your girlfriend is like a two by four, skinny and flat on both sides.
Someone at Texas A&M who isn't involved. If they even go to games they won't even stand up. They are the opposite of a red ass.
Man Billy won't ever go to our football games... what a two percenter.
When you do something for a short period of time
Friend: "Yo you down to reach the bar tonight?"
Me: "Nah man, I got work tomorrow"
Friend:"Bro just have a one-two drink"
Me: "Aiight"
Friend: "You still banging your ex?!"
Me: "Nah bro it was just a one-two"