quote board

Any form of bulletin board used to display humorous sayings. College students often use this as a means of recording daily stupidities.

That's going on the quote board!

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exam boards

A collection of 'organizations' which all have the goal of making student lives hell.

Boy: I'm getting fucked all over by these exam boards.
Girl: Lol, I'm doing BTEC m8

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ratchet board

1) Mythical prototype board for working on bottoms of cars, includes such add-ons as tool set, can swivel, lock into place, etc...

2) Someone with little or no sexual dignity.

1) The mechanic saved up all his money for a year to buy a new ratchetboard, which greatly facilitated his work.

2) "Are you going out with Maggie dude?"

"No man, I hears she's a total ratchetboard"

"Yeah man, she gets around"

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Chalk board

The act of accidentally sneezing on your smack. Creating a large white cloud that eventually settles on the surface it was originally on.

Yo dawg. Kevin and I we're gonna do some booger sugar last night but he sneezed and made a chalk board.

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boarding school

Same essential mistake, only taking up four times as much of the day. Also a place that tries four times as hard to take the credit when a former student takes over his daddy's job.

He used to attend a day school, but that wasn't disastrous enough so he went to boarding school instead.

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Twater-boarding

When eating out a female her vagina covers both your mouth and nose and starts to suffocate you.

Jane likes to use twater-boarding a lot to gain information to thwart terrorist attacks.

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Board Walking

The act of manually rummaging through archived forums, BBSs, news groups, etc., in search of useful information.

The term is frequently used figuratively in an effort not to reveal the specifics of one's resources (ie: what site you got the information from. See second example).

NOT to be confused with Dumpster Diving (Dumpster Diving was recently incorrectly defined on Al Franken's nationally syndicated radio show.)

'You'll never guess what I found Board Walking yesterday!'; 'So I found a list of credit card numbers on the Board Walk this morning...'

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