man-chair

The one or two chairs placed outside the dressing rooms in women's clothing stores or department stores. They allow men to sit somewhere for the (sometimes long) periods of time that women sometimes take to select and try on clothes.

As I get older, I really lament the declining number of man-chairs in the stores at the Mall!

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ghost chair

when your chair is warm from the previous person sitting there.

this chair is warm, i guess this is a ghost chair.

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clothes chair

A chair piled high with clothes in ones bedroom

'Chuck it on the clothes chair'

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Man Chair

The chair in the house designated for the man of the family. Usually identified by being the biggest, most comfortable, and has the best view of the tv. It may or may not be the closest to the fridge as well thought this only typical in bachlor pads where the fridge has been moved into the living room.

"If you don't get outta Dad's man chair before the game hes gonna beat the fear of belts into you!"

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adirondack chair

The act of sneaking up behind your friend and hitting them in the back of the knees with the sharp edge of a kayak paddle. As the person buckles forward in pain, the flat side of the kayak paddle is used to smash in their face. The person is then set into an Adirondack chair and given a Cleveland steamer.

Matt likes to give his friends an Adirondack chair and talk about it with strange women.

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Folding Chair

A sexual position in which you penetrate your sexual partner from behind while he or she simultaneously stimulates your ball sack with his or her mouth.

Last night, she gave me a folding chair. I've never blown a load that fat in my life.

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Grab A Chair

Grab a chair means that someone did something stupid or ridiculous so they need to grab a chair and sit their sorry ass down.

Ryan: Hey Nick, I've decided I'm turning gay.

Nick: Grab a chair.

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