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to shit into ones mouth while they are sleeping
Ted: i woke up with poop in my mouth this morning
Bill: oh yeah, walter gave you a beijing cocktail while you were sleeping
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the use of a corpse's toe for anal erotica.
"I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise...a shrimp cocktail!"
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This was a drink I created while trying to find a way to cure a really bad headache and give me a little boost of energy in the mix. Note when I created it I had limited options but it turned out that the combination of the two items I used just fix the taste so well. Toejam Cocktail consists of: 1 8.3oz can of Sobe Adrenaline Rush and 2 white packets of BC powder(2 comes in one regular pack) (Like I Said Limited Choices)Pour both packets in the can and let it sit for a few seconds then drink up. This combination works great for a quick headache relief with a little added pep to get through the rest of your day. But the reason I gave it this unique name is because both products have the distinct taste of someones foot. Due to the fact the name had to be used in full force which is why I'm posting it here so I can spread the word.
Enjoy your Toejam Cocktail Mr.Bond.
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When you're fucking your old lady doggie style and you tag off to your retriever to take your place.
The other night I was doing Carla and boy was she surprised when I did the Catahoula Cocktail!
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extremely fucked-up from substance over-use. Also can be used to describe the appearance of an individual who is extremely fucked-up.
Grrl 1: Man, did you see Shanella last night? That whore went way beyond hot mess!
Grrl 2: Yeah, I know, she was complete cocktail grease by the time we left the club!
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Eat beets until your piss turns red. Then after getting a blow job you cum on a girls face and then quickly piss on her face. Because your piss is red her face will look like a fruit cocktail.
The girl angrily wiped her face after I gave her a fruit cocktail.
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When you take a random handful of pills from someone and take them no questions asked to see what happens.
I was at Charlemagne's most excellent party and she gave me a fruit cocktail!
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