forks-intellectual

A special kind of pseudo-intellectual who regularly reveals their lack of real knowledge and sophistication by mispronouncing the pretentious words they try to weave into conversation.

Forks-intellectual: "Oh my, what a terrible forks-paz"
Regular person: "You mean a faux-pas?"
Forks-intellectual: "A what?"

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a fork in the chode

The strange occurrence of a man with a very small penis going to go to the toilet and finding that he urinates in two different directions. Etymology: "a fork in the road" + "chode"

Bob: My mate's knob is so small, and not only that but he gets a fork in the chode like every time he goes to bathroom.

Rob: That's so disgusting, but weird, and actually kind of arousing.

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Chicken with a Fork

Defines a snob.
One who would eat chicken with a

knife and fork instead of with one's fingers.

she is likely a chicken with a fork type.

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fork her

When you stick one finger in her ass and another finger in her pussy at the same time

I like to fork her

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Flesh Forks

Your bare fingers

Person A: "Dude, I don't have any forks."

Person B responds: "Just use your flesh forks."

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fork and knife

cockney rhyme for "wife"

"Tony, where's the fork and knife gone?"

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fork and spoon

1) A generic faux pas
2) Off center
3) Unbalanced
4) Not quite right

I look like a fork and spoon in this costume.

Bush was a fork and spoon to invade iraq.

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