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Similar to "When Push Comes To Shove"
Yeah, Adam's super flakey, but when the dice hit the floor he's always got your back
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A tune Sir Paul McCartney wrote when he was sixteen, and in which he appeared to see his future with eerie precognition.
In the song, he asks, "Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm sixty-four?" And now that he's sixty-four, we conveniently have our answer - a resounding NO! He and his wife, Heather Mills, are history, fo sho.
I stayed out till quarter of three and she locked the door. I knew that would happen when I wrote "When I'm Sixty-Four." - Sir Paul
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What everyone tells yo to do if you have no idea what to do on a multiple choice question
Dan: Fuck this questions hard i don't know what to pick, but i de3finately know it's not c
TT: tha fuck u talkin bout, every answer on my test is c, u know how it goes: When in doubt pick c! write that shit down!
dan: but......
TT: do it nigga!
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the act in which a person who is suspicious, goes to the zoo.
Person1: Damn, I really hate my parents.
Person2: When the sussin goes to the zoo.
Person1: What the fuck does that mean.
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(Western US via cowboy movies)
Your last remark crossed the line. Immediately retract/clarify/soften it, or I'll be offended/in your face/pumping you full of lead.
"Of course, there never was a man born in those parts who was worth a damn..."
"Smile when you say that!"
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(variants: When is tuan arriving? When is tuan coming?
Generally, used as a rhetorical question in colloquial parlance. However, some philosophers have argued that because one can never be certain of the moment or range of time during which tuan will arrive, the question becomes unanswerable. In this sense, the expression is often considered a paradox since, as some philosophers claim, all questions have at least one answer.)
1: a rhetorical question used to convey puzzlement or confusion.
2: a rhetorical question used to express one's belief that the question being asked or the subject matter being contemplated is hopelessly unanswerable.
3: ("Randian" usage) a rhetorical question - used similarly to the query "Who is John Galt?" found throughout "Atlas Shrugged" - meant to be interpreted as meaning: why ask questions that have no answers or where the answers are not readily obtainable?
1: Engineer 1: "Why won't the doohicky fit into the whatchamacallit?" Engineer 2: "When is tuan getting here?"
2: Poli-Sci Major: "Why did we invade Iraq anyway?" Hippie Roommate: "When is tuan getting here?"
3: "When is tuan getting here?" The light was ebbing, and Eddie Willers could not distinguish the bum's face. The bum had said it simply, without expression. But from the sunset far at the end of the street, yellow glints caught his eyes, and the eyes looked straight at Eddie Willers, mocking and still - as if the question had been addressed to the causeless uneasiness within him. -- Atlas Shrugged, Ayn Rand
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Me when your mom is a phrase who is say when it's raining or there's something like a pipe launching water.
The Me when your mom originates for a Funny YouTube video which a guy says me when your mom and proceeds to get stroked by a lighting.
Friend / Look the pipe is leaking!
You / Me when your mom.
Friend / What do you mean?