meat pinwheel

The act of performing anal sex - resulting in defecation and the smell of excrement causes vomiting directly after.

Once you meat pinwheel you will need new sheets and a shower.

Meat Santa

The giver of the meat to the ho ho ho’s.

My Meat Santa stuffed my stocking with his thick sausage on Christmas Eve.

meat salad

Noun. A situation in which a woman's labia are used as a bowl upon which various different penises may be rested. The woman's groinal cavity becomes the vessel that holds the meat salad.

We would have had a meat salad but two of the volunteers for the gang bang didn't show up.

meat sabre

A jokingly yet vulgar term used to define a mans penis.

Man your ex turned into a hoe, what happened? Bob
She just loves meat sabre dude. Ted

dookie meat

lame. stoopid. booty. ass. no good.

that shit is dookie meat.

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Meat loan

a “meat loan” is when some one is sexually aggravated so a friend loans some dick to settle their needs thus the term “meat loan”

I know you’ve haven’t had any in a while so I’ll give you a “meat loan”

meat vortex

A hole to stick your meat into; a vagina.

"Did you stick it in her meat vortex last night?"
"Who, your mom?"
"Yes."
"Eww! And yes, I did."