The computer lab employees at Elk Grove High School that hunt down students off task. These sad individuals find joy in locking and printing pictures of an off task students computer, then tattling on them to their teacher.
"Oh man my computer got locked" complains Mick. "Its those damn lab nazi's again!" Jeff explains.
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That annoying house mate that can't stand seeing a few dirty dishes on the counter for more then a day or two. The Dish Nazi, when he catches you, will even become enraged that you keep dishes in your room even though you are just trying appease them by keeping the kitchen a little cleaner. The Dish Nazi will also clean everyone's dishes on the pretense of being "nice" when really they are just cleaning for peace of mind.
Bob, out house Dish Nazi, saw I had a few bowls in my room... The look that came over him made me think he was either going to have a nervous break down or burn me at the stake as a witch.
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A small goblin-like animal with a Hitler mustache that resides inside a person's ass. At night, ass nazis leave their dwellings and venture outside to steal your underpants. See also: "Underpants Gnomes".
Person 1: "My ass itches."
Person 2: "Maybe you have ass nazis."
Person 1: "Yeah, I guess I'll have to eat some baked beans to flush 'em outta there."
Person 2: "Good idea."
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Somebody who becomes sexually aroused when seeing someone of the aryan race in an SS Nazi, Thrid Reich uniform or Holocaust/Hitler related uniforms.
Charlotte Rampling in "the Night Porter" would be a Nazi Fetish for some men or women
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The type of cookie with a swastika iced onto it. It is offered to Jews by very mean people.
Person 1 & 2: Hi, we're your new Jewish neighbours. We just wanted to say hi.
Person 3: Oh, do come in. Want a nazi cookie?
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One who is in charge of the Physical Readiness and Training (PRT) program at your echelon, whose duties include looking up your shorts while pretending to count the number of sit-ups you're doing and caressing your waist as he lovingly slides the tape around your belly to measure its circumference.
You are absolutely getting a Posthumous Purple Heart in your next combat tour, you fucking weight nazi.
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One who controls the content on their facebook wall to only what they approve of, deleting everything else that comes in their path.
John: Junior check out that link I posted on your wall.
Junior: I did man. I didn't like it, and the comments on it got out of hand, so I deleted it.
John: You're such a Wall Nazi!
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