poke a hontus

to do the nasty with an indian girl

ahhh man, ive been craving an Indian girl lately, i seriously want to poke a hontus.

poke-a-host

Your civic and immoral responsibility to poke, prode, bugger, sodomize, or otherwise stimulate your host at a soiree, cock-tail party, gang bang, or orgy. Similar to a pin-a-tale on a donkey, poke-a-host is for the entertainment and enrichment of the host. In host credit or exchanges only,

James hosted a gang bang -- and before leaving Gary, Chris and the pizza delivery boy all had to poke-a-host to show their deepest gratitude.

selective poking

When you have many pokes to reply to on Facebook, and you choose to reply to only certain ones to save time.

Katie-I poked you months ago and you still haven't replied!
Jessie-I've been selective poking, I had too many, but you're next, I promise!

caliente poke

The act of inserting your penis into a relative to soak. No thrusting is involved, and in most cases no ejaculation. Named for acts performed in and around the town of Caliente.

I did a Caliente poke at the family reunion.

v poked

The female version of d wet. Penetration of the vagina.

Damn girl. You need to get you v poked.

bro poke

When you spooning with your bro and you rock a semi chub

Dude #1 - Woah, dude what was that!?

Dude #2 - Oh don't worry, man it's just a bro poke

Joke Poke

Having sex with a undesirable girl (in most cases fat or ugly) just because you're horny and your options are limited.

I got some joke poke last night. That bitch weighed 300 pounds if she weighed a 1000.

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