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Comes from Seinfield.
I use it as a replacement for "this is making me angry", just like goerge does in a later episode.
You are at a cinema, people keps yaking on the phone, "these pretzels are making me thirsty" (this idiot is making me mad)
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When annoying 10 year olds get on online games like Animal Jam and Roblox and Minecraft servers asking for dates. Sometimes even advertising as the other gender, not because they are Homosexual, but because they're that damn desprate.
Dude I think some of them are just doing it for the online sex.
Thirsty 10 year olds can usually be found in highly populated places
Girl online: "Needs hot member bayyy"
Me: "WHAT THE heck begone T H O T"
Girl pretending to be a boy: "SAY 123 FOR HOT GUY"
Me: "No stop please just die. Why are you all desperate h00kers"
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A seinfeld reference. Can be commonly used when you are angry, or also when someone is complaining about something trivial.
Person A -"I dont like my car because it only has two cupholders"
Person B - "These pretzels are making me thirsty"
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When ones breath smells like they've been chewing on a rotting animal carcass that had been left in the hot sun, combined this with not drinking liquids for a long period of time and you get Thirsty Rotten Carcass Breath.
I once tongue kissed this guy at a party but almost gagged because he had thirsty rotten carcass breath. He needed a drink, a mint and an orthodontist.
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A girl who takes all ur water and wants ur clout she’ll follow u to lunch and drink all u water and try to get clout off of u
You see her over there she’s a thirsty little clout chaser
in seinfeld kramer got this line in a woody allen movie
These pretzels are making me thirsty George yelled out the window of Jerry's apartment, and kramer got fired from the movie because when he said the line he slammed down a glass cup and broke a piece into woody allen's eye and he started to cry.
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The kid of gals the go on Single Cruises. They usally book with Singles Cruise.Com or Vacations to Go. The worst/best prospects come form Salt Lake City or Huston, Texas.
Wow, that Alison and her roomate are real Real Cock Thirsty Boat Whores. All I did is give her a glass of Box Wine. Then we went back to her room and fucked. I hoping to make a "Big John Samich" with her and her roomate tonight!!!
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