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1. (adj.) to masturbate excessively until one's penis falls off
2. (n.) the feeling of pain one gets after rubbing his penis too much
3. (adj.) to repeatedly ask for sexual favors esp. through text
4. (n.) an idiot, specifically of the nub or nubling family
1. "yo im so horny, im gonna chris so much tonight"
2. chris: i feel so chris
amanda: its from too much masturbating
3. "man im gonna just keep chrissing Amanda tonight until she comes over and sucks my dick"
4. mom: he put his christmas lights out in october
amanda: what a nub
mom: no, what a chris
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dumb as hell. dont ever associate with a "chris." hes the lamest person on the fucking planet.
"hehehehe yaaayyy!"
"wow youre such a chris."
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A man who's defined as a "player". He has no regard for woman's feelings, and is typically an asshole.
Mary: Dude, Chris just asked me out last night. He said that I was the only girl for him...but I said that I'll give him an answer later.
Martha: Really? He asked me out last night too...and I said yes.
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Hes amazing and perfect and the love of my life i hope i get to be married to him forever because he really THAT nigga and he’s so cute and loveable 🥰🥺
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The Chris is a very funny type of man. Usually can be spotted around the town, or cracking jokes with his friends. The Chris is EXTREMELY clumsy nonetheless. But that is one of the reasons he is just so funny. It is a well known fact that many of the common Chris species are quite talented in the art of Karate.
Point is, The Chris, is a really kind species!!!
'Wow that was so funny Kasper! Who told you that?'
'Oh just some funny Chris I know!'
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