On September 16 you are legally required to curb stomp ollie in the nuts or face up to 5 years in federal prison
Uh oh its national curb stomp ollie in the nuts day you know what that means
The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”
*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head
Defetion provided by the dopest fort maker this side of the north bay ca
Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.
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An adjective to describe a racist person that causes annoyance to one’s everyday life.
Person A: This person that keeps referring to me as “Chinese Girl” wants to talk to me more, I think they might like me.
Person B: Gross.. They sound curb stomp-able
Learning on the side of the road
But Mom, Its a Learning curb!
Mysterious beings that remove items for possible repurpose from one’s curb the day before trash day.
Place that old coffee table out tonight. The curb fairies will snag it long before the trash man comes tomorrow.
Being blind drunk and stumbling on the curb.
John,”How did you bust your lip/ lose your tooth?” Chip “I went curb diving after I left the pub.”
One bites the concrete curb. The Australian mafia brings 7 kangaroos to each individually stomp ones head into paste on the curb. Then the kangaroos could consume the mutilated corpse and the Australian performs the sacred ritual involving boomerang penetration.
Ah man my friend Chris just got Australian Curb Stomped.