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The act of taking one's cherry or black cherry
Dude i heard that 9th floor RA just took the tomato of that blonde freshman with the forehead!?!!?
aww what a tool that RA is for taking the tomato...
A condition commonly brought on by excessive smoking of Cannabis wherein the eyes are reddened to the point that they look as red as tomatoes.
Weed Marijuana Red Eye
Did you see the Willie Nelson concert last night? Yeah! He had awful tomato eyes the whole show!
when a transgender male has his period, it is called tomato juice.
"Yeah, I just got my tomato juice.." 👦 says.
Shortly after planting tomatoes in the urban garden in your backyard, patio, balconey, hydroponic or inverted planter, you notice that everyone else's tomato plants are taller, leafier, greener and possessing more and bigger tomatoes than your plants.
"How are your tomato plants coming along?" Zeke asked Dana.
"They suck! I have serious tomato-envy because Rhoda planted her's TWO WEEKS after I did and she already has tomatoes! I have one measly little green one!" Dana replied.
Tomato Syndrome is a syndrome with short-lasting effects. It's when your face turns red and you grow green hair. Tomato Syndrome has many causes, it can happen when you sit in the sun for too long, when you laugh too hard, when you eat too many tomatoes, just about everything can cause it.
The symptoms will go away after a few minutes to an hour. If symptoms persist, go see a doctor.
Jack: *is dying from laughter and starts to turn red, one of the early signs of Tomato Syndrome*
Jill: There you go, you laughed so hard that you got Tomato Syndrome! Now we have to wait for you to go back to normal.
An urban tomato is a special genus of the tomato plant grown in the high CO2, low-light environment of a city. Once picked, the tomatoes must be ogled for three days straight whereupon they may ripen.
Gangsta thugs best wear reflector-shades when ogling urban tomatoes or the fruit is liable to redden and blossom prematurely
A favorite of guys from Maine.
A delicious cake made from tomato paste rubbed all over ass. Then eat.
“Hey dude, you wanna eat my tomato cake?
“Nah, I’m not gay. But I will stick it in a bit”