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Someone who means the world to certain people but he doesn't see it' he pushes them out of his life. Though hes got more issues sharing his feelings then anyone known to man' he's sweet handsome and funny. He loves anything to do with video games and computers. Only the coolest person youll meet. can have a temper but he gets over things he'll grow up to be some awesome person and will have an amazing family. Should never stop smiling, because his smiles adorable.
Tristan Hamm: i have an amazing smile
Tristan: i like ham and pineapple pizza annd mcDoubles
Tristan: likes to have a good time
Tristan: needs to stop worrying about what people think of him
Tristan: .....james bond mission in school canteen
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One of the gayest people around he loves sniffing booty cheeks after someone farts and burns nose hairs
Tristan hunchak loves shitting in small toilets and poops in kool aid cans
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1. (man) a combination of both tristan (a horrible sex partner), and a thompson (a man with no testicles).
2. (woman) a girl who constantly grinds her teeth on your dick, whilst queefing untill your dick goes limp and her teeth grind your dick even more.
3. (n) A mild flame retardent, used in kinky love making acts.
Example 1
1: why do you keep calling that guy tristan?
2: i was drunk one night and thought he looked okay, so i pulled his pants down and he didnt have any balls.
1: wow, really?
2: yeah, that tristan thompson, was a horrible sex partner.
Example 2
That girl is horrible, shes like a tristan thompson or something.
Example 3
1: hey, howed it go last night?
2: it was okay, we decided on the tristan thompson brand.
1: ive never used that brand before how was it?
2: alright, she just had a few third degree burns.
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Tristan and Audrey are the perfect couple. They have always been lost but we’re found by eachother. They can sometimes be cringy, but there love is everlasting
“Your relationship has been just like Tristan and Audrey’s.”
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A name used for gay people that constantly cause mayhem and are usually found hanging out with girls that are taller than they are
That nigga such a Tristan Jones
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Awesome at dying hair, pretty gangsta and reggae. Good catch. Nice fella. Likes Doritos. Very amusing and extremely sexy, loves a year below.
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Awesome at dying at hair. Lovely fella. Likes Doritos. Great banta. Loves a year below.
You know Tristan Wigley? Lucky bitch
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