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A magical little Hell on Earth in Michigan with kids vaping, having sex, being simps, and flunking their tests. This school literally locks most of the fucking bathroom doors at the end of school, so that kids can't vape. I walked with a friend past a bathroom once, and we heard damn moaning. So if you love Satan, and High School for some reason, come on down to Troy High School where kids will be vaping, fucking, or trying too hard to get a girl.
Friend 1: Hey dude, sounds stupid, but what school do you go to again?
Friend 2: It's ok, I go to Troy High School.
Friend 1: Isn't that where people vape and shit?
Friend 2: Yep, that's it.
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When two of the people watch
Pete's grandma and uncle walked in on him masturbating and watched in horror. Pete yelled "get out of here, this isn't a polish menage trois!"
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A guy hanging out with two girls anticipates a threesome that never materializes.
Alice: How was your night, Bob?
Bob: Oh man, got fucked up drinking with these two chicks and totally thought I was gonna bang both of them, then at then end of the night they gave me a kiss on the cheek and stole my cab!
Alice: Ha! Total mirage à trois, jerkoff!
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A small town in the middle of nowhere.
Only known for Alpine Valley.
So yeah that is East Troy
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When you finger bang a chick with one hand as your dog licks flavored warming lube out her cooch while you steal shit out of her purse with the other.
I got 50 bucks off this chick during a Hot Doggie Trois and now my dog smells like strawberries.
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Mason Troy Adams is goofy ahh. and looks like a simpson
Mason Troy Adams is hot.
a phrase used to describe sexual intercourse with someone, counting the immense amounts of alcohol you've consumed as a third party.
"Hey man I didn't see you after the party last night. Where'd you go?"
"Oh man...me, some chick and Jack Daniels had a drunken menage a trois."
"How was it?"
"From what I remember it was decent, but JD took over after a while...I didn't get to see much action."
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