Turbo Wristy

A style of hand-job where the aim is to make the penis ejaculate while it is still flacid/unbonerated, ultimately looking like a dying snake vomiting.

"Man, I was woken up this morning by my bitch givin' me a turbo wristy, y'all"

"Excuse me, miss, how much for a turbo wristy in my car?"
"£4"
"OK then, I'll take one"

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Twin Turbo

This sexual move is done when someone fists a woman's asshole and vagina with, preferably, alternating thrusts. This should not be done by amateur as it is very brutal.

Husband "Have a drink, honey. We are gonna Twin Turbo your holes tonight!"

Wife "Oh god, ill grab the lube and vodka...."

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Turbo Slut

1. a slut in turbo mode.

2. alex.

3. a non-stop slut.

That girl that gave me aids was definately a turbo slut.

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turbo nerd

A person who wears a sweater vest, pocket protector, thick glasses and talks about how much they love Star Wars. Overall, they are the social outcasts who play Dungeons and Dragons on Saturday nights and go to comic conventions each week.

Man, that kid is such a "Turbo Nerd"

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turbo cunt

A hard derivative of a turbo shandy, half a glass of vodka, a dash of coca cola, and topped with cider.

you coming round to mine for some turbo cunts before we go out?

i'm not having any more of those turbo cunts before we go out again, i was battered!

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turbo dirty

Noun- riding dirty while naked

verb- the act of riding dirty while naked

We were turbo dirty on the tandem bicycle

We rode turbo dirty to chicago

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turbo blue

The best car color known to man. Exclusive to Audi only.

“yo that turbo blue A5 is sick”

“Yeah that’s the Homies . His name is Kane “