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Trapped Turd

A Trapped Turd is a Poo Anxiously Awaiting Expulsion From Ones Bowls.

"A Fart πŸ’¨is a Cry for Help from a Trapped Turd πŸ’© .".

by Nikkii November 30, 2017

22πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


unicorn turds

an expletive used in the Potter Puppet pals; wizard swear.

Harry Potter: Lose some weight before you hug me, Ron.

Ron Weasley: Unicorn Turds.

by voldemort's nipple March 13, 2009

38πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


turd tickler

A gay man's penis. Also may refer to a straight man's penis, if straight man is engaged in buttsecks.

Toby wanted to take Geoff's turd tickler for a spin.

by Pissening January 15, 2014

41πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Turd Muncher

A person who constantly has shit coming out of their mouth.

I can't believe you said that, you're such a turd muncher.

by Breezie's September 21, 2005

63πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Polishing a Turd

Wasting a lot of time working on something that is too broken or worthless to fix.

I was going to repair the TV I found while dumpster diving but I was just Polishing a Turd.

by Memory Smythe December 21, 2007

56πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


nose turd

a booger,mucose

i just flung a nose turd at the teacher

by pedro, i am the shit (: hahaha September 2, 2008


Bungie Turd

When you are taking a hard shit and half way out it decides to shot right back up your ass.

tom : hey what that fuck do you call it when your shit goes back up your ass?
Phill: its called the bungie turd and really sucks when it happens

by doctoroctaganapus bwaaaa July 8, 2009