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Pussy turd

An ugly baby

Did you see Linda's baby, she thinks its cute but its really just a pussy turd.

by The Professor of Slackology January 27, 2011

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unicorn turds

an expletive used in the Potter Puppet pals; wizard swear.

Harry Potter: Lose some weight before you hug me, Ron.

Ron Weasley: Unicorn Turds.

by voldemort's nipple March 13, 2009

38๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


turd tickler

A gay man's penis. Also may refer to a straight man's penis, if straight man is engaged in buttsecks.

Toby wanted to take Geoff's turd tickler for a spin.

by Pissening January 15, 2014

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Turd Muncher

A person who constantly has shit coming out of their mouth.

I can't believe you said that, you're such a turd muncher.

by Breezie's September 21, 2005

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Polishing a Turd

Wasting a lot of time working on something that is too broken or worthless to fix.

I was going to repair the TV I found while dumpster diving but I was just Polishing a Turd.

by Memory Smythe December 21, 2007

56๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turd Webs

When someone doesn't wipe well enough and/or are subjected to exercise or heat, causing one's asshole to itch and feel moist.

Gerry, if you still have turd webs go to the bathroom and clean them out with some TP.

by CTGalinNJ October 21, 2010


Turd finder

A person who often states a negative aspect of any situation.

The critical TV announcer of the Olympic ice skaters is a turd finder.

by Language King February 21, 2018