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To get a bj while taking a dump and eating lobster at the same time.
I went over to legal seafood and got an ultimate blumpkin in the bathroom.
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A fast paced competitive game between 2 teams, requiring cardio, stamina, agility and strong communication. Sportsman ship is key, and fun lies at the heart of the game.
Hey guys! We should get a pick up game of Ultimate Frisbee going! You up for it?
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Quite possibily the worst game ever invented. For people that are worthless, and good at nothing else. No skill necessary, no refs, or anything else that defines a sport.
"I would rather eat skunk shit than play ultimate frisbee."
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A title worthy for only the Lord High Master of Pwning, Nick himself. Sometimes alotted to other followers, for brief amounts of time, such as Foster, the title belongs to Nick, and Nick only, for all eternity. If one were to try to defy the extent of his Pwning, THE Ultimate Pwnzor has the ability to use his sai and third degree black belt tactics to prove his pwnation.
When Nick plays counterstrike he proves his status as the UlTIMATE PWNZOR.
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When one girl is giving you a blow job while you are fingering another girl and licking another girls boobs.
" Woah I had the craziest night last night, i got the ultimate blowjob."
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Doing two chicks at the same time
Hey Paul, I totally achieved the Ultimate Goal last night with two stupid drunk chicks.
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When a girl is giving you head, and you shout "The game!!" as soon as you come in her mouth, causing her to choke and lose on an epic scale.
You're recieving head, you come, and after you shout the game, and she's choking, yell, "You just got the ultimate loss"
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