Unicorn

Unicorns are the best creature. They make your heart melt with one look and fill your mind with magic rainbow poop. Eat this, you will fly off to happy land

Oh my gollygosh, did you see that unicorn yesterday?!

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unicorn

Every name for a dick.

WOW that guys got a big unicorn

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Unicorn Mom

UnicornMom

/'yoonəˌ kôrn /mäm/ - noun

A mother who's not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humor and couldn't care less what you think.

See also: Beautiful; Boss; Bitch & Zero F#&Ks given.

I met a fellow Unicorn Mom at the mommy and me class, we chatted about our support group, Unicorn Moms.

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Dirty Unicorn

To perform a hand job with glitter infused lotion.

Madison gave Michael a dirty unicorn.

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unicorn airplane

A plane that existed more on paper than in actuality. Produced in extremely small numbers or prototype levels.

The J-8II PP is an unicorn airplane because it was an American upgrade package to the J-8II but never delivered due to sanctions around Tiananmen Square.

Unicorn Skins

Noun: beautiful magical paper carefully carved off of the unicorn itself that is basically just iridescent tissue paper/cellophane that is typically used for shattered glass nails.

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE UNICORN SKINS, THEY ARE ALMOST AS AMAZING AS MY HOLO NAIL POLISH.

unicorn hunting

When a heterosexual couple searches for a bisexual woman to be the third in a three person relationship.

Honey, how do you feel about hitting up OKCupid to go unicorn hunting?

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