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A rich white person who lives on trust funds from mummy and daddy but pretends to be are poor. They subscribe to a fake hippie lifestyle, kitted out in designer boho chic, eating expensive organic food, pretending to be anti-establishment and generally moping around thinking they alternative and above everyone else. They sometimes claim to work in media, but sit around all day drinking overpriced fairtrade coffee pretending to be intellectual or ironic. In cities like London, they tend to frequent areas like Hoxton, Shoreditch & Dalston. Most will eventually end up working for capitalist instituitons, the establishment or for mummy and daddy.
They are related to the Bourgeois Bohemian Bobo and the Shoreditch Twat / Hoxton Twat
Tarquin was a professional "Urban Trustafarian". He went on the anti-bank march, even though his dad was a CEO at a major financial institution. He fitted into the clique quite well with his Vice magazine chic, designer beard, tweeting regularly on his iphone 4 whilst playing the djembe really badly.
The Art of public pooing. Urban pooing takes its humble beginnings from people taking urban poos after facing prolonged deprivation of public restrooms, most often while walking during a long night of drinking. When one has been depraved of a restroom for too great a time, they may decide to take their pooing to the next level.
Urban Pooing has several tenets to follow that will determine the beauty of an urban poo.
Tenets of Urban pooing
Lay it public- The more people who must bear witness to the urban poo, the better
Lay it well- Be creative, shock and awe the public with the clever placements of your poo
Lay it fast- Speed is key, to Lay quickly takes much more talent than some may think, in an urban setting, Laying the urban poo fast and efficiently is a key skill in the sport
Lay it large- Fat shits are always more impresive
Lay in the heavens- Lay your urban poos high in the heavens
Lay like a shadow- Never get caught, being caught in the act of urban pooing is the greatest shame one can receive
guy 1- " Dude! me and my friend went urban pooing the other day"
guy 2- "what's urban pooing?"
guy 1- "it's like where you take shits in weird places and then tell people about it later for a good laugh"
Good examples of:
-Lay it well- On the inside of
-Lay in the heavens- Off buildings, bridges, etc, the higher the more heavenly.
-Lay it large- pretty self explanatory
The place people go when their life has no meaning anymore and you look up what a noose is.
Does urban dictionary actually have real people decide if these can go up???
Feces, shit or poop found in an urban enviroment such as a street, sidewalk, parking lot etc. The 'urban loaf' is usually of human origin but can also be of animal origin depending on the size of the feces.
Tim was so drunk coming home from the bar that he couldn't wait to find a toilet and took an 'urban loaf' right there on the sidewalk.
When you and a friend alternate shooting loads into some random skank.
I challenged Rob to a game of urban roulette with Stacey, but little did he know I had a vasectomy first. I was firing blanks all along.
A hyperemic needle or syringe, with a high likelihood of having recently been used by an addict for taking heroin or some other type of illicit drug, laying outside on the sidewalk or roadway where someone may step on it.
Watch out for that urban rattlesnake! You really don't want to step on that.
The act of going places you're not supposed to go. "Urban exploration" acts as an umbrella phrase for other terms like infiltration, draining, buildering and other actions which take place in an urban setting.
Often the act of urban exploration is illegal, as trespassing is usually necessary. However, the majority of urban explorers do not intend to vandalize property. One of the cardinal rules of urban exploration is "Take only photographs, leave only footprints".
Also known as "urban adventure" and "ue".
"There's an abandoned factory. Are you up for some urban exploration?"
"I trespass on abandoned properties to take photographs of decaying buildings. I am an urban explorer."
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