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The Art of public pooing. Urban pooing takes its humble beginnings from people taking urban poos after facing prolonged deprivation of public restrooms, most often while walking during a long night of drinking. When one has been depraved of a restroom for too great a time, they may decide to take their pooing to the next level.
Urban Pooing has several tenets to follow that will determine the beauty of an urban poo.
Tenets of Urban pooing
Lay it public- The more people who must bear witness to the urban poo, the better
Lay it well- Be creative, shock and awe the public with the clever placements of your poo
Lay it fast- Speed is key, to Lay quickly takes much more talent than some may think, in an urban setting, Laying the urban poo fast and efficiently is a key skill in the sport
Lay it large- Fat shits are always more impresive
Lay in the heavens- Lay your urban poos high in the heavens
Lay like a shadow- Never get caught, being caught in the act of urban pooing is the greatest shame one can receive
guy 1- " Dude! me and my friend went urban pooing the other day"
guy 2- "what's urban pooing?"
guy 1- "it's like where you take shits in weird places and then tell people about it later for a good laugh"
Good examples of:
-Lay it well- On the inside of
-Lay in the heavens- Off buildings, bridges, etc, the higher the more heavenly.
-Lay it large- pretty self explanatory
The place people go when their life has no meaning anymore and you look up what a noose is.
Does urban dictionary actually have real people decide if these can go up???
Feces, shit or poop found in an urban enviroment such as a street, sidewalk, parking lot etc. The 'urban loaf' is usually of human origin but can also be of animal origin depending on the size of the feces.
Tim was so drunk coming home from the bar that he couldn't wait to find a toilet and took an 'urban loaf' right there on the sidewalk.
When you and a friend alternate shooting loads into some random skank.
I challenged Rob to a game of urban roulette with Stacey, but little did he know I had a vasectomy first. I was firing blanks all along.
A popular nickname for the prolific word nerd, Dr Bunnygirl, because of her innumerable rides on Urban Dictionary.
That Urban Cowgirl is definitely galloping at top speed!
The act or pastime of exploring abandoned (and often derelict) structures, in order to gain an appreciation of urban decay, and to personally experience asbestosis.
"My man Drex did an urban exploration of the power station and posted some cool pics on his blog! Anyway, he's dead now."
A hyperemic needle or syringe, with a high likelihood of having recently been used by an addict for taking heroin or some other type of illicit drug, laying outside on the sidewalk or roadway where someone may step on it.
Watch out for that urban rattlesnake! You really don't want to step on that.