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Iam "The only 'vacation' I've had in the last 10 years has been when my car broke down while I was scrabbling to avoid eviction and get my electricity back on. My only source of income was door dash and they had turned my power off and, because my car didn't have air conditioning, the heat would roast my phone and drain my battery so I could only work a couple of hours at a time so after doing a few deliveries I would return to my apartment and plug my phone in to the outlet in the basement and then I would sit in my apartment and play Yugioh against myself until my battery was full. I would go back out and do a few more deliveries and I would repeat this process until the sun went down and I could say out for more than 2 hours at a time. And then when I got done for the night I would hook an extension cable up to a lamp and my laptop and steal electricity from the hallway so I didn't have to sit in the dark. 2 days before I made enough money to pay my rent I got pulled over for expired tabs so I needed to pay $100 so I could continue to work for the rest of the day without getting pulled over again and on the day I planned on paying my rent my car ran out of oil and my engine melted on the highway as I was about to complete the last order I needed to pay my rent and get an oil change then next day. I had to call a friend to have him help me push it down the off ramp and on to a nearby street. I managed to pay my rent but I no longer had a way

of making money so I walked 10 miles (round-trip) to get some edibles and then I sat in my apartment for a week getting high and playing Pokémon platinum. That was the vacation. After a fight with my parents they agreed to get my power and internet turned back on so I could start looking for a job... I didn't get a birthday that year... The broken down car got towed. My license got suspended. And that's when I found my current jobs. I was going to take out a loan to get a car and the one we found only had like 50,000 miles on it for 2 grand. Rather then wait for me to get pay stubs from my recently started jobs (so I could get the loan) my grandfather got impatient and impulse-bought the piece of shit I currently drive. I spent the first year repeatedly replacing my battery because when I told him that it was likely the alternator he refused to accept that the car he bought was a piece of shit. Later the next year, the alternator went out. A week after I dropped my last $500 into a new alternator the water pump went out. I now can't drive further than my place of work. The week after he bought the car I currently drive he bought HIMSELF 'The nicest car he has ever owned.' He didn't even need a new car. There was nothing wrong with his previous car. My mother said that he gave my cousin between 50,000 and 100,000 dollars to get a truck and a house. That cousin doesn't talk to anyone in the family anymore and my grandfather brings it up every time we go to breakfast."

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024


Vacation

Standing in line in exotic locations.

It doesn't matter what we do for vacation. It's always the same.

by Pseudorandomnessfl November 5, 2019


Vacation

period of time when you’re allowed to sleep in and relax but your body inevitably wakes you up at sunrise with the clear intention of mocking you.

dude it’s 6 am, we’re on vacation you need to get up!

by crying ginger November 24, 2020


VACation

When you get VAC banned on steam.

John: Tom was hacking CS:GO tonight, now he is on a VACation.

by DarkBLOX August 31, 2017


Vacation

82% of the time drunk.

Babe, we can't do that, it's dangerous and I'm on vacation.

by honest ashley September 8, 2017


Vacation

an extended period of recreation, especially one spent away from home or in traveling.
the action of leaving something one previously occupied.
something that does not exist in the Gregory Sills Dictionary.

Greg is not on Vacation

by gskills July 20, 2017


Vacation

the best time of the fucking school year let's goooo!!!!

I love vacation oml-

by awoogawoogawuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu April 20, 2022