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vaginal orifice

Formal name for the hole that men insert their erect penises into in order to reproduce and/or most often for pleasure. In other words, it's the hole that men like to fuck and make babies in.

I want to have sex in your vaginal orifice, babe. What can I say?

by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008

18πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


vaginal cream

Vaginal cream is used for the relief of vaginal symptoms such as dryness or itch.

She had a wicked pussy itch, so she put some vaginal cream on her vaginal regions.

by shayas21 May 28, 2005

20πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Vaginal Erection

Mmm...got a whiff of his cologne? Did he just take his shirt off at the gym? Did you start to feel a little tingly...down there? Perhaps a bit moist? And almost like your clitoris is standing 6 feet tall? Well girl, you've just suffered from a vaginal erection.

I was sitting at my desk and when he walked by I smelled his cologne. I had to run to the bathroom after I realized I'd just had a vaginal erection.

by vaginiqua October 27, 2011

12πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


vaginal bloodfart

A vaginal fart that occurs while a lady is menstruating.

A: Did you go down on her?

B: No way, she's the queen of vaginal bloodfarts.

by mesolimbo April 15, 2005

31πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Vaginal cancer

Something you should never type into a definition bar!

You are one sick freak

by BObo D. HObo July 30, 2004

21πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


vaginal vomit

A GDer who has gained prommiedom by means of creating e-drama via Shellmac and "FUCK YOU HATERS" threads in which he names people and why they are failed abortions.
He's also dating another GDfag called "And I was like WHAT."

Gaiafag: "Fuck vaginal vomit!"
vaginal vomit v9000: "No no no. Fuck YOU."

by DanGreen October 28, 2010

43πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Vaginal Contractor

An individual who seeks out and manages herds of women for sale of sexual goods and services. These individuals are predominately males of African-American decent who have an intriguing gravitation to dark shades of purple. His employees are frequently called out as a β€œho” or β€œbiatch” (bee-a-ch), and they often participate in one of the few bargaining existences in our modern market economy. The revenues created by a ho’s diligent work are often redistributed through the contractor as he takes a majority share of the earnings in exchange for protection and a constant supply of work. The most common action that a vaginal contractor participates in is a slap, specifically the β€œpimp slap”. It is a back-handed smack in the face as a reaction to either a ho’s bitch slap (see palm up slap) or insufficient funds generated by an individual biatch. It is also common for a vaginal contractor to have sustained a leg injury (most likely from a bad case of the angry pirate) and needs physical assistance walking with a diamond encrusted cane.

Vaginal Contractor - I don’t know what you know about me, I’m a motha fuckin’ V.A.G.I.N.A.L C.O.N.T.R.A.C.T.O.R.!

by Mack Daddy Mik August 10, 2006

18πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž