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International Suicide Rate Go’s up day.
Person 1: I Think I’m depressed.
Person 2: Yep, it’s Valentines Day. Thought so.
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The reason why so many suicides are in winter. The reason why there are high murders during February.
Valentine's day, really? Just another way for men to kill each other over a girl.
Guy commits sucide because of Valentine's day coming up.
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A special day all women would dream for a very romantic dinner under the starry sky and so forth.
Woman: Hunny, tomorrow is valentine's day....
Man: Oh!! Thanks for reminding me. Bob is having his bachelor party tomorrow night. You wanna tag along?
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A tiny hoe who likes chodes. She is in a three way mariiage with Aiden and Matthew. Tiny boobs.
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A day for sex and to show love and affection to there man or woman
no money is needed for this day only a plus this day is to spend time together.
She loved just seeing her boyfriends face on Valentine’s Day.
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A day that you get to set aside to show your boyfriend, girlfriend, or significant other that you love them. You don't need money or presents or a nice dinner. Just be glad that there is a day that you can prove your love without having to work around work or school or kids. Make each other happy. And support a day if love, even if you don't believe in Hallmark and valentines.
I love you, and I'm so happy to have someone as amazing as you. I hope I show you everyday but if not, I'll show you today. Happy Valentine's Day.
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1. A day to get gifts from your bae
BUT MORE OFTEN...
2. A torturous day where you get to watch couples cuddle and you're just that person sitting on a bench trying not to throw up.
Today is Valentine's Day :(.
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