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Using symbols as a message to express how you feel.
Using any of the following examples and any others is transitve-pictograph-verbalizations: = =P =D
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When someone gives a profuse slobbering compliment ad nauseam.
The customer loved my new concepts! They gave me a real VBJ (verbal blowjob)!
A spoken exchange in which one person intentionally sets up a potential or partial joke or insult for another person to complete by finishing said joke or insult.
These jokes or insults may be considered "low-hanging fruit" to outsiders, and may appear to be insensitive to non-participants. However, since these exchanges are usually completed by close friends, and could sometimes be considered a form of inside joke, they are usually facetious in nature. The initiator of the exchange often intends for the joke to be self-deprecating and may initiate a verbal alley-oop in a group setting to break tension or introduce some levity to the environment by joking about himself through a friend.
Guy 1: "Man, why can't this sandwich just make itself?"
Guy 2: "Probably because you don't have a girlfriend."
Guy 1: "Verbal Alley-oop completed... Nicely done."
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to talk about someone so bad its like a slap in the face only with words!
she is such a fat ass OH I JUST VERBAL BITCH SLAPED HER!
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"Daniel verbally bitch slapped the shit out of you. Shame!"
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The art of exchanging words, phrases, or insults back and forth between two people for an extended period of time. A playful, witty banter session giving each party a turn to in essence "drop the ball" when they run out of responses therefore losing the match.
My father is a verbal ping pong champion, he's never at a loss for a good come back.
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A series of words or phrases which seem to make sense initially, but actually don't. This momentarily stuns the target audience as they try to process the information.
John: I'm goning to get a bunch of Buffalo's starters for my fantasy team this year.
Mike: I dunno... you might not wanna throw your hat in the pie with that.
John: (pauses a minute in confusion from Mike's verbal stun gun) Throw my hat in the pie?! WTF are you talking about?!