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In 1980, it erupted & blew all the trees down that were around it for 30 Miles! The ash carried for over 500 Miles & was like glass. It's located in Washington near the Oregon border. On May 18th, it erupted at 8:32 AM Mountain Time.
When Mount St. Helen's volcano's dust reached us, I didn't know what was happening. I thought someone was drag~racing! We had to stay indoors for a week & hose off the roof, yards, & driveways. What a shocker! Talk about Power!!
When having sex with a woman in her anus while her monthly visit from Aunt Flo.
"Dude I wanted to so bad, but it was that time of the month. So I went for the back door and totally joe versus the volcano'd her."
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Volcano Raphaellium Mark II is , as you can see from his name, a volcano-like volcano boy. He is extremely bloodthirsty and rips out everybody's throat at first sight, except for maybe Wan Lo and 8745. Myths also say that he has achieved great mastery in the legendary instrument, the Wanlodica.
A: I like Volcano Raphaellium Mark II
B: Don't be so 8745
A temporary penile paralysis resulting from extreme sexual bewilderment and association of sacred reverence with female volcanic beauty, spiritual arousal and holy lava
- R: Sorry, just give me a minute...
- N: What’s wrong darlin'? Are you being shy? Does little junior need some help?
- R: Just bewildered by reverence for your inner and outer beauty, suffering from the Sacred Volcano Erection Effect.
- N: Hmm. And how long will that last?
- R: Hopefully as soon as I'm done worshiping the inner beauty.
- N: Pfft.
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It's when after an episiotomy, a girl shits out of her vagina while you're eating her out.
"I went down on this girl I've been dating and wow she had a California Volcano Burger waiting for me"
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We the man ejaculates into a girls mouth or throat, then the girl( or guy if you are that way) coughs the white oozy cream out of her nose while standing on her head.
Person 1-Dude, I was getin some lettuce, and she pulled an upside down reverse volcano of snow!
Person 2-Umm, right, you wanna have sex in my butthole?
Person 1-Well, you didn't hear a word I said.
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When a person farts profusely resulting in an explosion with an unmerciful and unjust shit that some how rips the persons pants and peels the skin off ones ass cheeks resulting in the painting of ones white t-shirt and leaving a trail of hockey behind....
Holy titty fucking turtle!Were you there when Amanda let out that massive diarrhea filled volcano erupting fart?She really doesn't give a fuck about her asshole.