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The act of masturbating utilizing melted Otter Pops as lubrication.
When we saw the stains Tyler's bed, it became clear that he had been Wisconsin Otter Slopping all afternoon.
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The male puts his slong through the hole in a piece of swiss cheese and has intercoarse with another object unrelated to cheese. After jizzing into the cheese he procedes to put it back into the refrigerator for someone to find later.
I took a bite into the cheese and discovered that carl had a wisconsin cheese hole with it. (Good joke you asshole)
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A Wisconson Bukkake Special is a race between two guys to cum in a girls mouth. To start out, each guy must milk the girls tit until they have an entire glass of milk, or until the woman cannot produce anymore milk. They then chug the milk as fast as they can. When they are done drinking they masturbate, and the first person to cum inside the girls mouth wins.
Yesterday, John and I had a Wisconsin Bukkake Special, and the girl could not feed her baby because we drank all her milk.
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when your having drunk sex with a chick and that snatch is so dry you use her or your own vomit as lube
"man lisa was as dry as a sandbox last night I had to do a wisconsin oil change on her and then i went to town"
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While receiving a blow job, the girl throws up on your penis then continues to swallow the vomit and your load.
Last night I picked up a butterball from the bar and she gave me a Wisconsin soup kitchen on the way back to the hotel.
Using a vehicle to make patterns in the snow on roads, parking lots and other flat surfaces during the night, so its looks like they mysteriously appear when it becomes light the next morning.
Saw some wisconsin crop circles in the high school parking lot when I dropped the kids off this morning.
Unlike the above definition, the University of Wisconsin Madison is a prestigious university where education is everything but so is having a good time. You will find the most school spirit in Madison than anywhere else in Wisconsin. We are the number one party school but do not "fuck around" or "fuck-off". Time management is a must-have skill here (obviously if we go out everynight but still get up and get an A on an exam the next morning).
Wow, I can't believe _____ got into the University of Wisconsin Madison, he/she must have a really good GPA.
It's such a prestigious school to go to.
I can't believe you can go out almost everynight and still get a 4.0.
You go to Madison? Wow, thats impressive, I'm jealous.
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