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when you're buying something and you don't have any money, you jerk off the cashier, he spooges on the money in the cash register, and he lets you have your shit for free.
Mark had his worst month ever and had to jerk out his meat wallet.
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When you pay so much for something, you go broke.
"How much did you pay for that necklace, Chris?"
"It's for my girlfriend, she's worth committing wallet homicide."
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when a man wears his pants so high-waisted, he could literally reach over his shoulder and pull his wallet out of his back pocket.
Dude! Look at that guy and his high ass pants! He's a straight up wallet butt. wallet booty, wallet ass
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When u open the pussy lips of a girl and shit inside and then close them.
I gave that bitch a shit wallet.
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A stretchy slab of skin that usually holds testicles or cosmetic testicles made of any hard substance such as glass, marble, and even gold.
Jim's olive wallet tore when he attempted to jump the barbed wire fence spilling his wet olives everywhere.
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Oversized purse wallet carried by not a mom.
Erica has a mom wallet that barely fits in her purse. She carries it with pride
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A stuffed animal that has a tear in one of the seams, with enough room that one is able to insert their genitalia.
Oh, Pooby-bear, you're such a perfect meat wallet.
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