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object of desire during masturbation
Dude that Juju is such a wank muse I can go for hour just thinking about her.
To describe a situation or occasion beneath ones-self, comparable to being beneath ones lowest level of masturbation.
An act that does not live up to expectation
John: Hey bill, have you seen that new horror movie, ya know the one that's really sick?
Bill: Yeah Ive seen it and trust me its 'not worth a wank'
A sanity wank is when you get so wound up and frustrated and the only way to cure it is via masturbation, so to stop yourself going insane you have a sanity wank
Sarah is such a tease, she was winding me up all night, I had to have a sanity wank when i got home or I swear I would of gone insane
When cooking, you shake the pan backwards and forwards to stir or shake the contents without the use of a utensil.
Mostly done by chefs
"need a spoon?"
"no thanks, i'm happy pan wanking."
Artwork or photographs of BBW or SSBBW that men will jerk off to. A phrase coined by an artist called Krampuskind.
John went down to the pr0n shop to buy some fatty wank.
going for a wank in the toilet,
you were in there a long time, were you having an armitage wanks
Wank up is the art of wanking yourself awake first thing in the morning.
Dude I need to wank up before I get out of bed