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Beware this special brand of Staten Island boy - he is unique in his lack of uniqueness. He wasn't "cool" enough to be accepted by the other Staten Island boys due to the fact that he's probably fat and has acne that like, stares you in the face when you encounter him. He overcompensates for everything he lacks in self confidence by guising himself in "panache" and nobility. Oft he feels he has no purpose so he goes for a civil service job, such as firefighter, EMT, or cop. It's his only means of attaining power, and he has the option to make it look like he actually cares about people when the truth is he only cares about his fat pimply self
He has sex with anything and everyone (see slut, roast beef curtains, and staten island girl)because he has a complex about not being able to be alone, ever, and being a horny bastard who craves gratification.
He has the Staten Island Accent that makes you want to scream and run in circles with an ultimate goal of sticking your head under the ground, or scream running towards his acne mounds with a pickaxe.
Elizabeth: Wow, look at that Staten Island Wanna-be Guido! He makes me sick; he's going to die alone with some sort of STD.
Maria: Oh fuck yeah. He's getting the clap, I just know it.
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Kathy: That's my partner at work. Truth is I can't stand him.
Kim: Why?
Kathy: He's such a Staten Island Wanna-be Guido; he's ugly but he's got a superiority complex up his ass.
Kim: Ooh! Shh, his girlfriend is coming. Whoa, is that a face?
Kathy: Oh, you mean his fuck buddy? Yeah, well, that unfortunate thing right around where her nose should be is called a face. He doesn't care, he'll stick his dick in anything he can persuade.
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A lowkey phrase you say when you’re tryna fuck someone. But you wanna say it in a sweet way. Well here you have it folks. “I wanna love you” sounds way better than “ I wanna fuck you”. Just make sure you do it right and tight.
“Hey, Nelly I love so much. I wanna love you tonight.”
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The world's easiest and most simple way to get a girl. Also, see nipps for further explanations.
-Nice hair, wanna fuck?
-Sure!
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To perform very good oral sex.
She go down like she never wanna breath..Fabolous, Lumidee remix
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You wanna fight about it? Question, phrase, expletive.
You say this when you feel like pretending you are an Italian mobster. This phrase must always be spoken with a stereotypical Italian accent.
Them: "Dude, you completely fucked up my science project when you poured beer on it!"
You: "You wanna fight about it?"
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tastes like strawberries
'i just wanna taste it' a lyric of the song Watermelon Sugar by Harry Styles in this song he helps you improve your skills of pussy eating.
if you're trying to impress your girl, go buy this song on itunes and try listening to it 3 times a day and you'll be an expert in pussy eating in no time
i just wanna taste it, watermelon sugar high
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