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Infernal War

A Polish black-death metal band from Częstochowa. The band formed in 1997. Their music contains elements of old black-thrash mixed with blasphemous black metal and Slayer-like solos. The vocalist articulates his English pretty clearly for this kind of music. The drummer is renowned for his blastbeats at the speeds of an inhuman beast.

As of this 2010 writing, the line-up includes:
Herr Warcrimer — vocals

Zyklon — guitars

Triumphator — guitars

Godcrusher — bass

Stormblast — drums
P. Helmkamp of Angelcorpse recorded guest vocals on a song from Infernal War's second record: "Redesekration: The Gospel of Hatred and Apotheosis of Genocide"

Their music is glorifies death and destruction and all forms of violence. Their lyrics are primarily focused on blasphemy, brutality, the desecration of holy imagery, and genocide particularly against christianity.

The cover art for the Redesekration full length CD is a statue from the city of Nagasaki, home to Japan's largest christian population at the time. Almost the entire christian population of the city perished in the nuclear blast. The photo was included, as stated by the band in their liner notes, as "a homage... to the destructive and genocidal possibilities of atomic energy usage."

"I would say that 'jesus! fucking! christ! bastard son of the jewish whore! lord of the weak! blind and sick! I invert your fucking cross!' is a decent sample of Infernal War's lyrics,

although 'Behold the holy disciples! fucking lambs masturbating! upon the corpse of the jewish whore! choking with holy excrements!' is also representative of the whole body of their work."

by ignorethesefourwords January 16, 2010

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Anal Wars

The act of grasping a light-sabre between ones butt cheeks and battling to the death.

ANAL WARS?! WHAT THE FUCK IS ANAL WARS?!

by Lectins Toad July 19, 2009

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Vietnam War

The most controversial war in History.

My Dad was involved in the Vietnam War

by MyPhuong May 19, 2005

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War of 1812

BACKGROUND

A war between the British Empire and the United States of America from 1812-1815 CE. Generally considered a spin-off conflict or associated minor conflict to the Napoleanic Wars, because the original issue of the war was the United States' issues with Britain and France who blockaded American shipping that resulted from the larger war and thus violated America's rights as a neutral nation. James Monroe was president at this time. Other notable leaders were Governer Prevost of Lower Canada, General Isaac Brock, Native leader Tecumseh, and General Jackson.

Because of the geography of the conflict and the United States of America's contemporary status as a minor power, the only way for America to vent its rage against Britain was to attack Britain's possessions north of its borders. The British provinces and homelands of the emerging two nations of future Canada, Upper Canada (Ontario), and Lower Canada (Québec) as well as the American New England States were the primary theatres of conflict.

RESULT

Treaty of Ghent ends War of 1812, restores status quo ante bellum. Significant loss of life and property, including vital government infrastructure from the burning of York, Upper Canada, and Washington, D.C. Despite the obvious ill feeling generated by the conflict, the Treaty of Ghent provided for the creation of commisions to deal peacefully issues between the United States and Great Britain, and later on Canada. The aftermath of the war also was notable as a dark period for the native tribes of North America, as the destruction of Tecumseh's Confederacy broke the power of the eastern Native tribes and paved the way for unchecked American expansion at their expense.

LEGACY

Probably the most misrepresented chapter of North American history, generations of obsessively jignostic Canadians and Americans have bent the historical facts to conclude that their nation "won" the conflict. The British, being the sane ones in this cherade, don't really care that much.

Canadians tend to assert that it was their militia had handily defeated the USA and burnt the White House. This is false, a British fleet did the deed. Canadian militia merely held their ground.

Americans tend to claim victory over the Battle of New Orleans, when this battle happened after the Treaty of Ghent was signed, and the British force could not be reached in time to inform them.

by D.I.D. March 30, 2010

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War Department

The significant other in a relationship usually the wife, who bitches and complains about most any action conducted by the requesting party.

Joe : Hey dude, you gonna come out drinking tonight?

Mike : Yeah right, the War Department would blast me with both barrels if I did something without her.

by ShaneG September 24, 2005

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War path

the hair on your back that leads to your ass. the opposite of a happy trail.

Dude! I can see your war path.

by Thunde25r August 13, 2008

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War of Legends

A game published by Jagex, the creators of Runescape. Its a carbon copy of Evony but based in China and without the boob adds.

Person1: Hey, have you heard about War of Legends?
Person2: You mean that game that Jagex published in order to steal our cash with micro-transactions and is an exact copy of Evony?
Person1: Yeah...wana play together with me and build a kingdom?
Person2: Sure! Wait up....DAD CAN I HAVE UR CREDITCAAARD!?!?

by Montanax January 21, 2010

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