Random
Source Code

Baby Watch

Baby Watch is when a pregnant woman is close to her due date. It is the last remaining days, leading up to the birth of a baby. Mother, Father, family and friends begin to watch for signs of labor: burst of energy, contractions, water breaking, etc.

My daddy is excited about Baby Watch and has the baby-go-bag, packed and ready for when mommy goes into labor.

by elisapetesa July 29, 2015


suicide watch

What white folks will be under when a man with the name Barack Hussein Obama wins the US presidency.

CNN: "It's just been reported that Senator Barack Hussein Obama has been elected as the new president of president of United states of America"

Donald: Noooooooooooohohhohohoohooooo

Mother: keep an close eye on your father while i go to the grocery store kids.

(suicide watch)

by coolT February 09, 2008


watch the kids

Bust a nut in your girlfriends eye!

Hey bro, I was messing around with Haely last night and she rolled over and I said

"hey watch the kids honey" and nutted in hr eye!

by ReJackk March 01, 2016


android watch

A smart watch that is absolute shit and you probably got it out of a trash can. You can buy them for $1 at Walmart

Bitch, is that an android watch? THOSE ARE SHIT

by Akira Akia November 08, 2017


willy watching

Females looking at the male genetalia as revealed by the bulge in a sportsman's clothing

Cycle race...'He's got a big one there'....Oh you're willy watching again!

by no_name October 22, 2006


Bird Watching

Commonly referenced toward a guy in prison who hangs out within eyesight of the urinals to look at other males penises. Can also apply to the same activity being conducted in public areas where troth style urinals are employed.

Hey bro, mind your stick that fun boy is "bird watching." See him trying to act like that wall is the most fascinating thing thing in the world?

by Heathen Minded January 02, 2012


i'm watching you always watching

me in school and the teacher said I'm watching you always watching

me: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

well probably cuz I did something bad

I'm watching you always watching is weird

by Xman 723 bonnie lover November 05, 2020