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When you binge watch a show with a girl that you don't want to watch with the hopes that it will somehow result in sex
Guy 1: Bro, have you seen Pretty Little Liars?
Guy 2: OMG YES, IT'S MY FAVOURITE SHOW! Why did you watch it though?
Guy 1: Um, I was minge watching it with my girlfriend.
Guy 2: Oh right, yeah same, I hate that show.
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Baby Watch is when a pregnant woman is close to her due date. It is the last remaining days, leading up to the birth of a baby. Mother, Father, family and friends begin to watch for signs of labor: burst of energy, contractions, water breaking, etc.
My daddy is excited about Baby Watch and has the baby-go-bag, packed and ready for when mommy goes into labor.
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What white folks will be under when a man with the name Barack Hussein Obama wins the US presidency.
CNN: "It's just been reported that Senator Barack Hussein Obama has been elected as the new president of president of United states of America"
Donald: Noooooooooooohohhohohoohooooo
Mother: keep an close eye on your father while i go to the grocery store kids.
(suicide watch)
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A smart watch that is absolute shit and you probably got it out of a trash can. You can buy them for $1 at Walmart
Bitch, is that an android watch? THOSE ARE SHIT
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Bust a nut in your girlfriends eye!
Hey bro, I was messing around with Haely last night and she rolled over and I said
"hey watch the kids honey" and nutted in hr eye!
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Females looking at the male genetalia as revealed by the bulge in a sportsman's clothing
Cycle race...'He's got a big one there'....Oh you're willy watching again!
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Commonly referenced toward a guy in prison who hangs out within eyesight of the urinals to look at other males penises. Can also apply to the same activity being conducted in public areas where troth style urinals are employed.
Hey bro, mind your stick that fun boy is "bird watching." See him trying to act like that wall is the most fascinating thing thing in the world?
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