verb Engage in auto-erotic pleasure, using lotion, Vaseline, Astro Glide or some other lubricant to prevent chaffing
Wife: I'm not in the mood for sex, why don't you go wax zippy instead.
Husband: Can I borrow some of your hand lotion? Do you want to watch?
Someone who sells Scentsy wax and is a boss at it!
That girl is a wax slinger
The pubic hairstyle where there is no hair left, worn by more women than men. This result cannot only be achieved by waxing, but also by shaving, plucking and depilating or by permanent techniques that involve either chemicals or high-energy light (“lasers”). It appeared throughout history and cultures for aesthetic and hygienic reasons, but is probably most popular today.
It is often confused with the Brazilian wax, but The Brazilian may leave a tiny strip of hair, known as landing strip, mohawk, pinstripe or pencil cut. The Hollywood wax or just The Hollywood, however, is the same as the German wax. Other colloquial synonyms include Full Monty (because everything is gone), Kojak or Yul Brynner (bald actors), Bald Eagle, White Tiger and Sphinx.
In Hollywood, there are Brazilians getting German waxes.
When a person makes stupid jokes about any subject no matter what it is and always has to try to be funny.
My Dad drove me nuts on the way over, no matter what I said he made some stupid joke about it. He's thinks he's cool but all he does is wax hilaric.
When you jizz on someone's body hair, let it dry, and then pull it off; removing said body hair.
Dude, she had a little bush. So I helped her out with a little Siberian Waxing.
The cum that dries on your penis after masterbation; seman that is trapped around the head of a penis for prolonged periods of time
I didn't have time to get all the pickle wax off my dicka this morning