spider web

the noun used to describe dried semen stuck in one's pubic hair

I cummed so hard my spider web looked like it was made by a tarantula

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cob webs

not getting laid; not using your "male parts"; opposite of N.N.U; settling for not good looking girls to "get some"

1: heyy connor you haven't gotten laid yet? you need to get rid of those cob webs
2: i'm starting to get cob webs dude
4: dude your the man you stay keepin the cob webs off
5: N.N.U never have cob webs
6: i'm starting to get cob webbed dude... Dain i need you and Corbett to help me get girls
7: connor you the only one with cob webs you cant sit here
8: dude just hit up black tooth, shes guaranteed to clean those cob webs off, i mean like 7 of us got it in

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Mariana Web

Level 5 of the internet. Supposedly, this part of the web can only be accesed by using polymeric falcighol derivation. This can only work on a quantum computer. This is very advanced technology. No one has got to this part of the internet yet.

Reaching the Mariana Web requires Polymeric Falcighol Derivation.

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web slang

used by faggots who can't spell properly

"...Ur 5 arent u...Its fucking Web Slang,Love is how u spell it,But I'm saying Luuu"r"v,Or I might say luv,Which is just like Love...Get ur fucking web slang together" - KTHonFire

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ass web

when someone jizzes in your ass and you immediately fart causing it to form like a spider web, if you sweat it will leave little droplets like dew on a spider web. If you keep it in your ass you can preserve it and spread your ass cheeks apart and display it and it is still a web. You could also leave it somewhere, like after you sit down you could leave it on the seat and it leaves a web-like sticker.

For Example:
"Hey Lexi I got a nice ass web when my boyfriend and I were doing anal last night"
"Really?! I've always wanted one!"
"I know, it's totally cool, wanna see?!"

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Doctor Web

The whitest person you will ever meet.

Principle of Fridley High School

1: Hey did you hear that cracker-ass Doctor Web banned the freshman swim chant?
2: That bastard!

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web site

convenient junction of branches, metallic junk or similar ephemera used by spiders to construct silk traps for the apprehension of flying insects and similar.

"Hey, Arachne darling, check out this web site! Heavy Fly Traffic, low overheads and a sweet view of the park! I love it!"

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