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A kitchen utensil used like a sieve. Best implemented for drainage of cooked vegetables, or getting rid of lumps in flour.
Me: "Weed those vegetables and tea will be ready in 2 minutes".
Jay: "OK, I'm bare hungry".
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It’s a plant dat gets u fucked! Wn eva u feel stressed out & shit, go 2 a shotta & buy a packet of bennerz & cotch.
Fuk der gretz! Smoke sum real shit!
Always hve munchiez on u b4 u bun, lyk a packet ov skittles or a fizzy drink (fanta).
If u dn’t no ow 2 roll up… dn’t bva tryn! Cz you’ll fuk up!
It moongs u out & makes u feel num n shit! WIKED FEELIN’! J
God gve da plant so y nt smke it?
Brv... Friday ws BIG! Dat ws sum gd shit man! Brv! Wre da fuk u gt weed lyk dat 4rm? U SIK MAN!
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ppl who do this drug are losers. they have no life and no future yet they talk about it like its what ppl need to survive.anyone who is cought smoking weed should be imprisoned for life.if ur angry about what i wrote, then ur a pothead.
weed smokers are complete idiots.
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weed is the only thing i can think of (besides other drugs) that can turn an honors student into a druggie dropout. If you want to escape your problems for a few hours, workout, drink, sleep, cut, run, swim, mastrabate, or watch pirated movies on the internet. Ive tried drugs and if your a newby and never got high, dont do it. just dont. get drunk or do something constructive like workout. honestly dont.
friend after summer: dude, i got high on weed.
me: didnt you apply to harvard and got accepted???
Frend: ya but i just wanna do drugs.....
me: try workn out... it gets you buff not high....
friend: loser.
me: ok but in 5 years say that
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a plant which ppl smoke to get high. anyone who smokes this is a fucking retarted asshole. destroys most of your brain cells until your a drooling, braindead, fucking, idiot. peopl think its very cool and they HAVE to do it. when i see someone smoking weed because they think its cool, i want to punch them hard, in the neck.
Braindead asshole #1- yo, lets smoke weed yo.
Braindead asshole #2- yea cool bro, i dont care about my brain or having the ability to think.
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The Herb of the world. This plant gives a pleasant high and allows the user to enjoy everything and not have to worry about anything. This is completely harmless, but you may cough.
Joey: Yo let's have a canna-party
Billy: Yeah, I'll invite Jesse and we can play pass the blunt
Ivan: Hell yeah! Let's smoke some WEED!!
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A euphemism for marijuana.
Should be "smoked... everyday", according to the famous rapper Snoop Dogg in "The Next Episode". It is not known if he does in fact smoke pot every day. He probably does.
This phrase has spawned a zillion joke variants, including Super Mario with Weed, and plenty of remixes that repeat the important message of the song. If you couldn't guess, that's "smoke weed everyday".
Also commonly known as "pot", "grass", and "green".
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