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When you see a girl that is so large and can only be described as half whale half pig.......a whale pig
My friend text me last night he said he got with 2 girls 1 of them fit and the other could only be described as half whale half pig Went to town last night seems half that the girls in liquid are whale pigs
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Getting pinned down while swimming alongside a killer whale in open waters; I fail of immense proportions; Free Willy 3: The Rescue.
"Oh man, did you see that killer whale fall on top of that diver!?"
"Yeah! That was a whale fail!!"
"Almost as whale fail as Keiko in Norway!"
"THEY ATE KEIKO!?"
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meaning of being, 'thick'
Teacher: "Bob, what is the capital of England"
Bob: "Don't know miss, I'm as thick as a whale omelette"
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A route of mail delivery, via whale. Usually a small package attached to a sea animal and originating from the Hong Kong area. Almost always slower than snail mail, taking more than a month for delivery to the US. Insurance plan may include a killer whale for a service fee.
Im still waiting on my iPhone case to be delivered, they used whale mail.
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Someone who clearly isn't overweight who thoroughly enjoys having sex with overweight people.
They are more turned on when the person of interest is visibly fat.
M: Yo man that chick is so thick and sexy
R: Wtf bro she's at least 200lbs... And only 145cm tall!
M: I'm gonna fuck her
R: Save me some McDonald's bro, you whale lover!
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A Canadian indie band formed in 2007 as a collaboration between songwriters Ben Worcester and Tyler Bancroft. The pair’s debut EP, Taking Abalonia, featured sunny west coast indie pop, with breezy harmonies, shimmering guitars, and lyrical tributes to their home city of Vancouver. In 2008, the album was rereleased as Howe Sounds/Talking Abalonia, featuring seven additional tracks that stretched the band’s stylistic palate to include bubblegum folk (“The Light Is You”), thundering hard rock (“Last Tree Standing”) and gentle ukulele ballads (“The Real of It”). After several personnel changes, the group settled upon a five-piece lineup that includes bassist Peter Carruthers, drummer Spencer Schoening, and keyboardist Jaycelyn Brown. The quintet embarked upon a rigorous touring schedule, crossing Canada numerous times
Hey dude, wanna go see Said the Whale next week?
Fuck ya, I do!!
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n. emoticon defining a whale's facial expression
When I got flamed I gave him back a whale face ._____.
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